The following is based on a true story:

<Internal monologue> Ah my train is arriving at the station i shall stand up and walk to the doors to await the train coming to a full stop and the doors opening (my internal monologue is a lot posher and articulate than i really am). Oh dear i appear to be facing the doors that won’t open how foolish of me, i had better turn around. I can see people milling around outside the doors waiting to get on the train, but wait, they appear to be completely cutting off my exit, i and my fellow passengers will be unable to get off the train, we need to be able to do this for them to be able to get on. I’m sure they will realise their error and move once the doors open. No it appears they have not realised and they are now standing staring at me expecting me to exit the train even though they are completely blocking my path <internal monologue>

GET OUT OF MY WAY YOU IDIOTIC BABOON’S ARSES BEFORE I STAND ON YOU

I do hope it is temporary stupidity because to be that dim on a daily basis must hurt. On the subject of stupidity with doors remind me to make a post about lifts soon.